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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via jaredjunkie)

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nino-maximus:

Robert Downey Jr, ladies and gentlemen….

(via jaredjunkie)

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via geekswillinheritthearth)

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If Assassin’s Creed was a TV series…

After an ambush, Desmond and Lucy hide in a warehouse as Abstergo Agents are pursuing them. The former bartender discreetly watches as the Templar vans arrive.

Lucy: Desmond… We have to go, we have to find Shaun and Rebecca. Please.

(via altmaled)

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» for anon,who requested wincest + this quote

(via jaredjunkie)

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internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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the-fly-on-fire:

when kinksters try to use female doms as proof that their shit isnt misogynistic, ask them why they are called FemDoms when men are called Doms

(via evilfeminist)

Source: the-fly-on-fire